535     September 16, 1963 (LIVE)
Bill, Betsy, Henry, Bess

Mr. X, a musician from Wales: “I performed in a concert that lasted 18 hours” and Karl Schenzer of New York City: “I’m the only person who sat through the entire performance” 
John Cale was one of ten pianists who took turns performing Erik Satie’s “Vexations” (c1893) a composition only 80 seconds long but carrying the instruction to be repeated 840 times. Avant-garde composer John Cage staged the performance.  A year after this appearance, Cale would become one of the founding members of the influential American rock band The Velvet Underground, followed by a long career as a critically acclaimed solo artist. Schenzer is an actor appearing in an off-Broadway show called The Brig.  Cale performs the piece (a single time) here.   


Mr. X from Los Angeles, California: “I set a new automobile speed record – 407 M.P.H.” 
Craig Breedlove dedicated much of his life to setting speed and endurance records.  On August 5 on the salt flats of Utah, his turbojet powered Spirit of America (one of several vehicles he would design and build with that name) set the new record.  He would later become the first person to reach 500 mph and 600 mph on land.  The Beach Boys song “Spirit of America” (1963) was written as a tribute to Breedlove and his accomplishment.   


Special guest Alan King challenges the panel to come up with the punch lines to “elephant jokes” popular with children. (“How do you keep an elephant from charging?  You take away his credit card.”)  Both elephant jokes and “Tom Swifties” ( E522 ) exploded in popularity in 1963, though the former were considered more juvenile and King and the panel claim to be doing their part to remove the world of this affront to comedy.  King will be the guest on the season premiere of Garry’s variety show tomorrow night.

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