460 November 20, 1961
Bill, Betsy, Henry, Bess
Garry jokes about the many people who
mistakenly believed that he had married Lucille Ball last week. Lucy’s new husband is a little-known stand-up
comic named Gary Morton, who would later become a producer on many of Lucy’s
projects.
[Paul Tomlin] from Essex, Connecticut brings in an aquarium-sized
container of water, with small bottles of powdered milk, apple cider, syrup,
vegetable dye, sugar and ink: “I’m going to dump it all into this salt
water…we’ll all drink it”
Tomlin works
for AMF’s Maxim division, makers of the Aquafresh Marine, a device for boaters
that converts seawater and its impurities into fresh water, mostly through the
evaporation process. AMF (originally
American Machine and Foundry) was once among the largest American companies
creating recreational equipment. Their
automatic pinsetters help revolutionize bowling as a leisure activity, and they
also made everything from bicycles to golf clubs to volleyballs. The highly diversified company would begin to
experience losses in the 1970s, and by 1985 had been purchased and rendered
essentially defunct.
Mr. and Mrs. Dwight Misner from Spangle, Washington: “We were
married last month…We were engaged to be married 63 years ago (in 1898)”
Laura was only 16 when her 20-year-old
beau Dwight originally proposed in Bay City, Michigan. The love affair fizzled (all they will say is
that she was too young), Dwight moved to Washington, and each went on to marry
other people. Their respective spouses
eventually died, and Dwight returned to Michigan to woo again, this time
successfully. They married on October
19. She is 79 here, he is 83.
Special guest Peggy Cass: “The panel is going to have a race to
see…who can dress a boy in his snowsuit the fastest.”
Cass brings
four young boys with her as the subjects for this slapstick game. New York had its first snowfall of the season
earlier today. Cass is currently
starring in the situation comedy The
Hathaways (1961-1962) in which she plays the “mother” to a trio of trained,
performing chimpanzees
.