24   Recorded November 30, 1972

Pat Carroll, Henry Morgan, Anita Gillette, Richard Dawson

Eleven-year-old Skipper Goebel from Tehachapi: “We’re going to bottle-feed baby camels”

And by “we” he means the panelists.  It’s adorable. Skip’s family deals in exotic animals, which they import and/or raise and then sell to zoos.  He tells us a grown male camel might sell for $1800 and a female for $2000, about half the price of a new car in 1972. The Goebels have been in the exotic animal business for almost fifty years.  In the 1920s, Skip’s grandfather Louis Goebel founded Goebel’s Lion Farm with a menagerie of animals he acquired from Universal Studios.  That effort would eventually become the amusement park Jungleland.  (See E516 of the original series.)  Even after Jungleland closed in 1969, the Goebel family continued to raise animals in a new facility in remote Tehachapi.  

Dr Ralph Baker, a botany professor at Colorado State University: “I fertilize plants with moon dust”

Between 1969 and 1972 six Apollo missions brought back 842 pounds of lunar rocks, core samples, pebbles, sand and dust from the lunar surface.  (At the time of this recording, the final manned lunar mission, Apollo 17, was a few weeks away.)  NASA supplied Dr Baker and his team with ten grams of lunar dust to conduct experiments to find whether moon dust would make plants grow any better than plain old earth dirt.  After two years of study, they would report in 1974 that the moon stuff didn’t appear to make any difference at all.

Special guest Paul Winchell has a life-sized dummy of himself answering ‘yes’ and ‘no’ for him. 

The dummy’s responses were prerecorded and played back by the show staff.  A full-sized replica of yourself is available from Nieman-Marcus for $3000.  The Dallas-based department store has been famous for its Christmas catalog of ridiculously extravagant items since the late 1950s, and the tradition continues today with even more over-the-top gifts and experiences.  The 2023 catalog included, for half a million dollars, the opportunity to have yourself animated into a Disney short film.  In addition to his ventriloquism (sidekick Jerry Mahoney is on hand here) Winchell lent his voice to numerous cartoon characters. He also held a patent for an early version of an artificial heart.  Here, Steve introduces him as the host of Runaround (1972-73) a Saturday morning kids game show that aired for a single season.  Steve further shares that Winchell’s secret was spoiled in the morning paper by an LA newspaper columnist, but that none of the panelists had seen the article.

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